It is official, the Republican National Convention has been thrown off by Hurricane Isaac. As many in the past have claimed, God hurls hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes at the godless. Therefore, since Isaac has interrupted the Republican National Convention, God must be against the Republicans.
I guess we will have to wait to see if God also sends a hurricane to Charlotte in a couple of weeks, thus declaring himself an independent. As one who lives in NC, here's to the democrats.